Monday, April 8, 2013

Hydra Recharge



     It's that time again.  Time for me to talk about how much I hate my hair.  I've concurred many trials and tribulations but my hair just can't get it's act together.  And, trust me, I've tried everything.  But beating my crazy locks into submission is tiring.  I have a better shot of breeding alpacas in my apartment, shaving them and weaving that soft alpaca fur into a wig.  Sometimes I swear my mother must have had a horrible electrical accident while pregnant with me.  This freak show mop is just not normal!!  So, as I blew out my candles, on my recent birthday cake, I pleaded with the birthday gods that my hair would stop trying to leap of my head in a frizzy, frazzled, mess.

     To my great surprise my cries of agony and despair were answered by one true love, Juno from Bzzagent.com.  My Hero!  And a few weeks later I received my belated birthday gift.  A pretty cardboard box taped up with dancing bzzing bees.  I wept tears of joy, undressed, and ... took a shower.  This is things dreams are made of.... yes, I'm speaking of Garnier Fructis Hydra Recharge!!

     It's not hard to see why I came to love Hydra Recharge.  Just take a look at the before and after shots.

BEFORE -

AFTER -

    Even the little guy was soothed to sleep by my soft and shinny hair!!  Success at last!

    Now, I do have to be 100% honest here.  I DO use a flat iron and I use coconut oil once a month.  However, it normally takes me 45 minutes to straighten my insane hair.  Now?  20 minutes!  AND, it doesn't look like I tried to deep fry it.  It's soft, shinny, manageable, BEAUTIFUL!  I even oggle myself in the mirror now.  "Who's a pretty girl?  You're a pretty girl!"  Ya, it's down right sickening.

    So, what's so special about Hydra Recharge, you ask?  Pffffft...I'm no scientist!  I have no clue how Garnier got all this magic into a bottle.  I'm thinking there are some four leaf clovers, fairy dust, and maybe a rabbits foot or two involved.  Here's what I know for sure, it works!  Something about Goji berries and kiwi just flat out works!  The shampoo, conditioner and 1-minute treatment all smell AMAZING!  And let's face it, we all have ONE tiny little minute to spare for great hair!  I mean, put it in and shave your wooly mammoth pits.  Multi-tasking people...it's the only way to live.  

    And if you are still not convinced, Garnier is Earth friendly!  Not only are the bottles recyclable BUT they are already made from recycled plastics.  Hippy Dippy!!

    In conclusion, I know that not all of us are lucky enough to be BFFs with dear ol'Juno so here's a a link to some money saving coupons.  Just click the different pictures.  And while you're there check out the nifty documentary  about Hair, Style and Music.  And don't forget, you too can be a PRETTY GIRL!



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